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Believe in California Chrome Unisex T-Shirt NOW $21.13

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Unisex T-Shirt. Only eleven horses have ever accomplished it, and none have been able to do so since 1978. Three races, three different tracks, three different distances. One horse. The Triple Crown. Enter a story ripped right out of a movie script. He’s the penultimate rags-to-riches story, coming from obscure parentage and a Quarter Horse training track, with connections nobody believed in. A flashy chestnut colt with four white socks, he defied the odds and became the first California-bred colt to win the Kentucky Derby. Two weeks later, he fended off a relay race of challengers to win the Preakness. California Chrome now stands on the threshold of immortality. Do you believe? A portion of the proceeds from the sales of these products will go to Old Friends Equine Retirement Farm in Lexington, Kentucky.

I’m gonna Sing the Doom Song Unisex T-Shirt NOW $20.46

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Bernie Sanders Is My Comrade Unisex T-Shirt NOW $19.5

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Unisex T-Shirt. Bernie is My Comrade. Boost your cred with the reds in your life, or have a keen mug as you shake your fist at capitalism on Instagram while your sipping your boutique coffee in the quiet accommodations of air-conditioned Western capitalism. Featuring presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and the whole gang – Karl “Stinky” Marx, Friedrich “Sugar Daddy” Engels, Vlad “The Dome” Lenin, Uncle Joe, and the Chairman of LMAO himself. People will wonder if you are making fun of Bernie or if you are actually a red. You’ll laugh, sip with a smile, and wonder why they even give a rip. Either way it’s a win win, no? These make beautiful gifts. Okay, not in the traditional sense. But imagine the smile your conservative father in law who can’t decide between Ted Cruz and Jebediah Bush the 19th for president will get when he opens this bad boy up. How about that scarf-wrapped douchelord you love to troll; just imagine gifting this. Oh yes, my friend. The possibilities are