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Crazy vs. Hot Unisex T-Shirt NOW $19.5

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Unisex T-Shirt. *Barney:* _There’s no way she’s above the line on the ‘hot/crazy’ scale._ *Ted:* _She’s not even on the ‘hot/crazy’ scale; she’s just hot._ *Robin Scherbatsky:* _Wait, ‘hot/crazy’ scale?_ *Barney:* _Let me illustrate!_ [draws diagram] *Barney:* _A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she’s *this* crazy, she has to be *this* hot. You want the girl to be above this line. Also known as the ‘Vickie Mendoza Diagonal’. This girl I dated. She played jump rope with that line. She’d shave her head, then lose 10 pounds. She’d stab me with a fork, then get a boob job._ [pauses] *Barney:* _I should give her a call._

Benedict Cumberbatch Ruined My Life (with his face) Unisex T-Shirt NOW $19.5

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Unisex T-Shirt. Either because of his amazing personality or his gorgeous face, Benedict Cumberbatch has ruined all your expectations for other men. And you want the world to know it. This is the perfect shirt to show you’re fanatic devotion to Mr. Cumberbatch, while also expressing your never ending sexual frustration. It’s okay, we understand. We all love him too.

Zork Unisex T-Shirt NOW $19.5

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Unisex T-Shirt. West of House You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. look West of House You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. examine house The house is a beautiful colonial house which is painted white. It is clear that the owners must have been extremely wealthy. open mailbox Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet. read leaflet (Taken) “WELCOME TO ZORK! ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!”