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Dan’s diss track lyrics Unisex T-Shirt NOW $19.5

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Unisex T-Shirt. “Dan’s Diss Track” (Roast Yourself Challenge) A month without uploading he comes back with a tag (whoo) That no one even tagged him he’s not a challenge to drag (ouch) So prepare for an attack and by that I mean cringe (cringe) Cause this motherfuckers bout to get dragged by his fringe First things first you’re freakishly tall it’s weird you look like a noodle (true) You’ve got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just look like a poodle (hobbit) Throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep that’s dan (posh) You’re what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man You procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? (ooh) You’re so close to being forgotten, the hate’s imaginary (woah) The only reason you get views is you’re another white guy That people ship with his friend cause they think it’s kawaii Oh Reasons why dan’s a fail (Yay!) I’ll give you some You never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep You’re jokes a

Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em Unisex T-Shirt NOW $18.69

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Unisex T-Shirt. Finally… He is smoking a cigarette brand “Stars”. These cigarettes contain high levels of cosmic dust, helium 3, vagus extracted from comet and pulsar’s vestige, and many other extraterrestrial poisons… Filter is a just classic cocon for better results! Ministry of Health and the Entire Universe Warns!!! These cigarettes, at 100%, will probably kill you!!! “No more Prisoners!” 😀