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All hail the mighty glow cloud Women’s T-Shirt NOW $22

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Women’s T-Shirt. “The Sheriff’s Secret Police have apparently taken to shouting questions at the Glow Cloud, trying to ascertain what exactly it wants. So far, the Glow Cloud has not answered. The Glow Cloud does not need to converse with us. It does not feel as we tiny humans feel. It has no need for thoughts or feelings of love. The Glow Cloud simply is. All hail the mighty Glow Cloud. ALL HAILLLL”

Is This Small World Actually Stretching? Unisex T-Shirt NOW $22.75

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Unisex T-Shirt. Some would say “The Haunted Mansion” is the scariest ride in Disneyland, but it could be argued that “it’s a small world” gives it a run of its money. There is a certain creepiness in the idea that you are witnessing hundreds (thousands? millions?) of small toy children sharing in a collective hive-mind event, repeatedly droning a saccharine-sweet ditty in a mixture of languages. And it seems you’ll never leave…. “The happiest cruise…” or the longest trip? *Version for Dark Shirts available* If you’re worried about the print appearing on dark shirts, go “here”:http://www.redbubble.com/people/actualchad/works/9331331-is-this-small-world-actually-stretching-for-darker-rides . *ALSO AVAILABLE* “I am your Host, Your Ghost Host”:http://www.redbubble.com/people/actualchad/t-shirts/5983258-1-i-am-your-host-your-ghost-host-white !http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.8663431.3258/fig,eggplant,mens,ffffff.jpg!

sharks are friends, not foes Unisex T-Shirt NOW $20.31

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Unisex T-Shirt. basically, i’ve been hearing terrible stories about humans hunting sharks for “fun” or as some bizarre kind of safety precaution and it really bummed me out. sharks are such beautiful creatures and, if they were to disappear, the whole ocean ecosystem would be significantly affected. they may not look very friendly but sharks are our friends! which is what i’m trying to convey with my drawing of two very different, yet very complimentary sharks.