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from the Artist: Unisex T-Shirt. *Barney:* _There’s no way she’s above the line on the ‘hot/crazy’ scale._ *Ted:* _She’s not even on the ‘hot/crazy’ scale; she’s just hot._ *Robin Scherbatsky:* _Wait, ‘hot/crazy’ scale?_ *Barney:* _Let me illustrate!_ [draws diagram] *Barney:* _A girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally hot. Thus, if she’s *this* crazy, she has to be *this* hot. You want the girl to be above this line. Also known as the ‘Vickie Mendoza Diagonal’. This girl I dated. She played jump rope with that line. She’d shave her head, then lose 10 pounds. She’d stab me with a fork, then get a boob job._ [pauses] *Barney:* _I should give her a call._
