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I SSL – Dark Unisex T-Shirt NOW $16.25

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Unisex T-Shirt. It’s not every day you get an internet-shattering SSL exploit that also has a spiffy logo. Wear this shirt to commemorate that one time you had to rush to upgrade OpenSSL and roll all your SSL certs. If you weren’t affected, you can wear this shirt just to laugh that so much of our privacy infrastructure is based on a rather sketchy codebase. Also available with black text including stickers.

bee movie Unisex T-Shirt NOW $21.13

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Unisex T-Shirt. Bee Movie Script According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? – Barry? – Adam? – Oan you believe this is happening? – I can’t. I’ll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I’m excited. Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B’s. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. – You got lint on your fuzz. – Ow! That’s me! – Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000. – Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! – Hey, Adam. – Hey, Barry. – Is that fuzz gel? – A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I’d make it. Three d